Sunday 23 February 2014

Darrell’s In Case Of Emergency ……

Darrell’s job as confidential document shredder isn’t really that  taxing …..
In case of emergency……however, when there are a large number of boxes of documents banking up to be shredded ………
Emergency paper shredding 1 …Darrell does admit to occasionally feeling a slight frisant of pressure …..
In case of emergency 1But,  when he does,  he says, he has a secret weapon, that he keeps on the shelf above his shredder …..
Emergency sweeties.……. his “in case of emergency rations” of Werther Originals, which he says keep him chilled and relaxed to “…. almost horizontal levels!” What is he like?
In case of emergency sweetiesIt may be just me ….. but I think he has been dipping into them anyway,  ……. frisant of pressure or not!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great thinking, Darrell....Werther"s are good anytime, anywhere! LOVE those creamy little bits of heaven......unfortunately, they fall into that "can't eat just one" category no matter how hard you try to make one last! Confidential shredding must have it's special set of anxious moments.....Dianne

Mr.D said...

I'm with Dianne on this. I would eat the whole packet, just like Hobnobs.